when someone attractive calls you attractive
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This is my blog
aixelsyd evah i
She looks so surprised at what happened
what the fuck did she think was gonna happen when she hit the wall with a hammer?
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u-ok:
they’re here
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when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”
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This makes me laugh harder than it should
i cant
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guys today at barnes & noble my friend and i were waiting to check out and this magazine was on display
i have been waiting for this picture my entire life
he’s holding fucking baguettes oh my god
Baraque au Bama
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when I was like 7 I found my brother’s porn on his computer and it was this story about a girl and she went to this mechanics place but she didn’t have any money so she payed with like sex and then so I thought that was how you paid for everything so once we went to target and I started unbuttoning my pants and my mother started screaming
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oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
I will never not reblog this, I just can’t.
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